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@Elo Satan

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Keilosophy

Senior Member

10-13-2014

(Elo Satan)

Quote:
I'd write a rekt poem
But I don't give any fucks
All I have to say
Is your poetry sucks

without writing a poem
I'll send a message anyway
too long, didn't read
OP is fucking gay


elo satan you think
that you poems are good
posting all round
but wreck you i could

ive seen your new post
but i am not gay
cos i am the predator
and you are my prey

oh look at me guys
i can rhyme a few words
elo satan fits in
with all of the nerds

ok here it comes
the time of your doom
gayness is your thing
so please get a room

your probalbly stay
in your room all night
thinking up ways
to stir up a fight

ima count up the people
who liked your shitty post
look the number is zero
but i hate you the most

lets go chuck a spaz
at a guy whos having fun
lets tell him hes bad
well then, im done


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Psyper

Senior Member

10-13-2014

rekt


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Molendo

Member

10-13-2014

rekt/420


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Corki did 911

Senior Member

10-13-2014

A thread just for me?
oh, how thoroughly adorable
haha just kidding faggot
your poetry is deplorable

Each verse and couplet
deserves condemnation
Ready to get schooled?
Here's some education

You picked the wrong fight
I've been writing sonnets
Since you were in booties,
cradles, nappies and bonnets

But if you choose to plead
a defence of infancy
I might show some mercy
for juvenile delinquency

I posed a question above
Now it's time for part two
I must ask rhetorically
Who the fuck are you?

Just trying to be polite,
You already know me
My name is Elo Satan
And I'm the king of GD

This lesson's almost over
But before the next class
learn to write properly
and kiss my eloquent ass

laters


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xDarkRavenx

Senior Member

10-13-2014

Quote:
Elo Satan:
A thread just for me?
oh, how thoroughly adorable
haha just kidding faggot
your poetry is deplorable

Each verse and couplet
deserves condemnation
Ready to get schooled?
Here's some education

You picked the wrong fight
I've been writing sonnets
Since you were in booties,
cradles, nappies and bonnets

But if you choose to plead
a defence of infancy
I might show some mercy
for juvenile delinquency

I posed a question above
Now it's time for part two
I must ask rhetorically
Who the fuck are you?

Just trying to be polite,
You already know me
My name is Elo Satan
And I'm the king of GD

This lesson's almost over
But before the next class
learn to write properly
and kiss my eloquent ass

laters



#rekt


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Rav

Member

10-13-2014

this thread gun be gud


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Strider Hiryu

Senior Member

10-13-2014

We gotta do a GD Rap/Poetry Battle on YouTube


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SoresuMakashi

Senior Member

10-13-2014

GD needs more of this content.

10/10


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Corki did 911

Senior Member

10-13-2014

Still no reply? guess I'll improv something to put him in the grave, give me 5


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Dota2forthewin

Senior Member

10-13-2014

i like this thread

so much rekt in 1 thread


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