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The Harrowing (Poem)

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S1R K1LLJOY

Junior Member

10-31-2013

Take a step into the rift this harrowing,
There will be a lot of treats and even more tricking,
So be careful and look twice,
You might be party to an ambush,
But be cautious of what may lie in the brush.

You might meet a yordle,
With a lollipop in her hand, (Poppy)
She might look sweet and innocent,
But maybe she is hatching a devious plan.

In the jungle you’ll see a stick like figure,
Ever so weak and easy to kill he might seem, (Fiddlesticks)
At rock at him you may throw,
But never underestimate the power of the pumpkin headed scarecrow.

You may spot Dracula’s only living brother,
Though he might seem an inviting fellow, (Vladimir)
And draw you towards him,
Remember he might suck you of all your hemoglobin.

Doctors are good healers we all agree,
But this one has a butchering degree, (Mundo)
So don’t go asking him for some medicine,
He might give you a dose of his syringe.

On the streets you’d pass a cute little kitty,
With a smile and looking ever so pretty, (Katarina)
The closer to go towards her, her smile will slowly fade,
Next second she’ll be at your throat with a blade.

Zombies are common on the rift,
These two are like long lost brothers, (Ryze & Brand)
One holds you in the place while the other burns you to ash,
If it’s only one of em don’t flee,
But together they can be awfully scary.

Out of potions?
Why don’t you ask the local witch?
She seems to be really nice and friendly,
Young men don’t give into her charms, (Nidalee)
She might turn into a cougar,
And be on top of you letting out a purr.

A young child you don’t often come across on the rift,
With straight black hair and a cute face,
You’d probably wish to go behind and give her a scare, (Annie)
But careful she has a flaming teddy bear!

While in lane a yellow hand might come for you,
Try to dodge it you must,
He might be somewhere among the green, (Blitzcrank)
When you spot him with a suit and moustache,
He definitely won’t resemble that yellow robotic brute making a dash.

Hallowing would never be complete without a ghost,
They call him the ruler of the night,
He’ll be waiting in the bush to give you a scare, (Nocturne)
Next moment you’ll be controlled in his nightmare.

Some of you may not be aware of the story of Halloween,
Luckily we have a teacher, who knows it all, (Fiora)
Though to look she is ever so pretty,
But don’t argue with her or she’ll give you a taste of her blade’s fury.

Haunted trees have always been part of the lore,
This one carry’s with him many a sapling,
So in the jungle look twice at every tree, (Maokai)
You might get rooted by nature’s king.

At dinner they often tell us a tale,
That of a headless horseman with a pumpkin to fill the space,
He runs everywhere at a speedy rate,
Don’t get caught he might take you for a spin, (Hecarim)
And introduce you to what lies underneath his pumpkin.

Some of us like to play cards,
There’s a man who is a master at the game,
Don’t make a bet with him, (Twisted Fate)
And try not to play with him till late,
Unless you want the underworld to be your fate.

Harrowing would never be treat without something new,
So we have an officer coming to the lanes,
To take the bad ghouls away from you, (Vi)
When she’s done she’ll stand in her victory stance,
She does seem to have really magnificent hands.

The queen of plants and flowers,
A look a real beauty,
Look down before you approach her, (Zyra)
Cause a vine might catch you and lift to off your feet,
Then slowly shell approach you and whisper in your ear,
“Trick or Treat?”


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Tydosius

Member

11-07-2013

Well, this poem proves you've certainly lived up to your name, Sir Killjoy.

I DIDN'T MEAN IT I SWEAR! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! IT'S ALRIGHT!


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S1R K1LLJOY

Junior Member

11-12-2013

Quote:
K34NU:
Nice poems enjoyed every one of em

Glad you liked it ^_^


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donthitonmeboys

Member

11-13-2013

I appreciate the effort, but I can only like poems that rhyme.


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S1R K1LLJOY

Junior Member

11-13-2013

Quote:
donthitonmeboys:
I appreciate the effort, but I can only like poems that rhyme.

If you read it closely there is a rhyming scheme


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OCE Robert OP

Junior Member

11-13-2013

tl;dr

jks, nice work on the poem


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EPIC REAPER

Junior Member

11-21-2014

WOW catchy atsnoishing intresting amazeing im speechless


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